I'm not making fun of them here, you understand - goodness knows most of my friends speak more English than I do Thai, and the more educated professionals (especially the doctors and the dentist) speak correct English.
Nevertheless, those with a more rudimentary knowledge of English often have things they've probably heard from other, like "stop work". I think it's kind of endearing.
So, this being Sunday and I have a full list of things here that need doing, "I'm stop work" and do a proper post tomorrow. Have a good day!